Topical Battle Template

[RULE]

Topical Battle: Revan Vs RULE
(^This also goes on the thread title.
Make sure the OPEN FOR VOTES prefix is being used)

Or

Topical Battle: Battler 1 Vs Battler 2
(^ If competing in a Anonymous battle)


Topic:


(^Make sure the image being used is embedded here and not too large/small.
If not using an image, use this space to explain the theme of concept)


Rules:

25-30 or 45-50 Lines
First To 5 Votes
(^Standard LB Topical Formats)

Moderated by: RULE
(^All battles to be moderated by a Topical Forum Staff Member)

[RULE]

Topical Battle: Revan Vs RULE
(^This also goes on the thread title.
Make sure the OPEN FOR VOTES prefix is being used)

Or

Topical Battle: Battler 1 Vs Battler 2
(^ If competing in a Anonymous battle)


Topic:


(^Make sure the image being used is embedded here and not too large/small.
If not using an image, use this space to explain the theme of concept)


Rules:

25-30 or 45-50 Lines
First To 5 Votes
(^Standard LB Topical Formats)

Moderated by: RULE
(^All battles to be moderated by a Topical Forum Staff Member)

[RULE]

Writer One: Revan
(^Make sure you state who's verse the following text is)


(^Make sure the image being used is embedded here)


Reading From A Script
(^Titles or 'format' lines are NOT counted in the battles line limit)

Chapter One:
Afterbirth's Afterbirth Knee's elevated
screams escalated cause he's penetrated the exit of the womb.
Five minutes, he's estimated to be celebrated soon.
She's medicated but has demonstrated that she's a dedicate troop.
Here he comes! A healthy human being, she's excelled at truly breeding a.....
A room filled with ten mouths falls as silent as death
but the irony's left as they scoop up her son
his face met a violent impact, his left side is a mess...
he's crying and stressed but hear's silence in fact.
They later find that he's deaf in one side
his mother smothers him as tears slowly crept from her eyes.
A trickle, a stream, a splash, a squirt...
She screamed and pleas and asks the church but concedes
that she must be damned and cursed because she'd failed her seed so soon afterbirth.
Chapter Two: The Teenage Comprehension Compilation
He turned his head to the left, leaving his right ear exposed.
Thats the side that all questions on life can oppose his psyche and soul.
He'd been asked to relax and recite all he's known from his life as he's grown.
He breathed in, and then proceeded.
He spoke about being punched in the head, stomach and nose
being dragged into a bathroom, head getting flushed in a bowl.
Being alone with a girl for the first time
and as he stared in her eyes he prematurely ejaculated like american pie.
He spoke about having his dollars stole and the time he broke his collarbone.
About how he needed to relieve his bowels at school
and the kids burst in and took pictures while he sat in the stool.
He told how he had no goals, no friends, and no hope for them.
the look on his virgin face was a nervous state
as he understood his certain fate and merely yearned to learn his fate.
Chapter Three: Failing At Failing Fuck life.
For real he's looking for... the pills. The pills. The pills he took them all.
He felt drunken. His face twitched in a crazy state. Fuck just pills.
He sliced his wrists with a razor blade.
His mother found him.... and she clowned him. "You foolish boy!" she'd spit at him.
That blade is blunt, and those pills were vitamins.
Suicide's considered a failure, and he'd failed to fail at life.
He screamed for the end to come, his words directed to the sky...
Epilogue: The laugher was thunderous.
At the same time mankind heard thunder burst.
The laughter screeched a high pitched cackle.
At the same time mankind saw lightning crackle
Jesus turned to his father, watching the tears fall down his cheeks
God had fallen to the floor, he'd lost the feeling in his knees.
Father and son roared at the hilarity, while earth saw showers creep through the clouds.
Jesus studied the show before him, the human animation.
The entertainment his father created while they were bored and grew impatient.
"The vitamins were priceless!" Jesus roared at his fathers side.
God composed himself from laughter, and suddenly replied
"You take the next twenty years of animation of his life."
(^Feel free to use any font, italics, bolds etc etc
just make sure the font size is Letsbeef standard)

[RULE]

Writer One: Revan
(^Make sure you state who's verse the following text is)


(^Make sure the image being used is embedded here)


Reading From A Script
(^Titles or 'format' lines are NOT counted in the battles line limit)

Chapter One:
Afterbirth's Afterbirth Knee's elevated
screams escalated cause he's penetrated the exit of the womb.
Five minutes, he's estimated to be celebrated soon.
She's medicated but has demonstrated that she's a dedicate troop.
Here he comes! A healthy human being, she's excelled at truly breeding a.....
A room filled with ten mouths falls as silent as death
but the irony's left as they scoop up her son
his face met a violent impact, his left side is a mess...
he's crying and stressed but hear's silence in fact.
They later find that he's deaf in one side
his mother smothers him as tears slowly crept from her eyes.
A trickle, a stream, a splash, a squirt...
She screamed and pleas and asks the church but concedes
that she must be damned and cursed because she'd failed her seed so soon afterbirth.
Chapter Two: The Teenage Comprehension Compilation
He turned his head to the left, leaving his right ear exposed.
Thats the side that all questions on life can oppose his psyche and soul.
He'd been asked to relax and recite all he's known from his life as he's grown.
He breathed in, and then proceeded.
He spoke about being punched in the head, stomach and nose
being dragged into a bathroom, head getting flushed in a bowl.
Being alone with a girl for the first time
and as he stared in her eyes he prematurely ejaculated like american pie.
He spoke about having his dollars stole and the time he broke his collarbone.
About how he needed to relieve his bowels at school
and the kids burst in and took pictures while he sat in the stool.
He told how he had no goals, no friends, and no hope for them.
the look on his virgin face was a nervous state
as he understood his certain fate and merely yearned to learn his fate.
Chapter Three: Failing At Failing Fuck life.
For real he's looking for... the pills. The pills. The pills he took them all.
He felt drunken. His face twitched in a crazy state. Fuck just pills.
He sliced his wrists with a razor blade.
His mother found him.... and she clowned him. "You foolish boy!" she'd spit at him.
That blade is blunt, and those pills were vitamins.
Suicide's considered a failure, and he'd failed to fail at life.
He screamed for the end to come, his words directed to the sky...
Epilogue: The laugher was thunderous.
At the same time mankind heard thunder burst.
The laughter screeched a high pitched cackle.
At the same time mankind saw lightning crackle
Jesus turned to his father, watching the tears fall down his cheeks
God had fallen to the floor, he'd lost the feeling in his knees.
Father and son roared at the hilarity, while earth saw showers creep through the clouds.
Jesus studied the show before him, the human animation.
The entertainment his father created while they were bored and grew impatient.
"The vitamins were priceless!" Jesus roared at his fathers side.
God composed himself from laughter, and suddenly replied
"You take the next twenty years of animation of his life."
(^Feel free to use any font, italics, bolds etc etc
just make sure the font size is Letsbeef standard)

[RULE]

Writer Two: RULE
(^Make sure you state who's verse the following text is)


(^Make sure the image being used is embedded here)


Reading From A Script Chapter One:
Afterbirth's Afterbirth Knee's elevated
screams escalated cause he's penetrated the exit of the womb.
Five minutes, he's estimated to be celebrated soon.
She's medicated but has demonstrated that she's a dedicate troop.
Here he comes! A healthy human being, she's excelled at truly breeding a.....
A room filled with ten mouths falls as silent as death
but the irony's left as they scoop up her son
his face met a violent impact, his left side is a mess...
he's crying and stressed but hear's silence in fact.
They later find that he's deaf in one side
his mother smothers him as tears slowly crept from her eyes.
A trickle, a stream, a splash, a squirt...
She screamed and pleas and asks the church but concedes
that she must be damned and cursed because she'd failed her seed so soon afterbirth.
Chapter Two: The Teenage Comprehension Compilation
He turned his head to the left, leaving his right ear exposed.
Thats the side that all questions on life can oppose his psyche and soul.
He'd been asked to relax and recite all he's known from his life as he's grown.
He breathed in, and then proceeded.
He spoke about being punched in the head, stomach and nose
being dragged into a bathroom, head getting flushed in a bowl.
Being alone with a girl for the first time
and as he stared in her eyes he prematurely ejaculated like american pie.
He spoke about having his dollars stole and the time he broke his collarbone.
About how he needed to relieve his bowels at school
and the kids burst in and took pictures while he sat in the stool.
He told how he had no goals, no friends, and no hope for them.
the look on his virgin face was a nervous state
as he understood his certain fate and merely yearned to learn his fate.
Chapter Three: Failing At Failing Fuck life.
For real he's looking for... the pills. The pills. The pills he took them all.
He felt drunken. His face twitched in a crazy state. Fuck just pills.
He sliced his wrists with a razor blade.
His mother found him.... and she clowned him. "You foolish boy!" she'd spit at him.
That blade is blunt, and those pills were vitamins.
Suicide's considered a failure, and he'd failed to fail at life.
He screamed for the end to come, his words directed to the sky...
Epilogue: The laugher was thunderous.
At the same time mankind heard thunder burst.
The laughter screeched a high pitched cackle.
At the same time mankind saw lightning crackle
Jesus turned to his father, watching the tears fall down his cheeks
God had fallen to the floor, he'd lost the feeling in his knees.
Father and son roared at the hilarity, while earth saw showers creep through the clouds.
Jesus studied the show before him, the human animation.
The entertainment his father created while they were bored and grew impatient.
"The vitamins were priceless!" Jesus roared at his fathers side.
God composed himself from laughter, and suddenly replied
"You take the next twenty years of animation of his life."
(^Feel free to use any font, italics, bolds etc etc
just make sure the font size is Letsbeef standard)

[RULE]

Writer Two: RULE
(^Make sure you state who's verse the following text is)


(^Make sure the image being used is embedded here)


Reading From A Script Chapter One:
Afterbirth's Afterbirth Knee's elevated
screams escalated cause he's penetrated the exit of the womb.
Five minutes, he's estimated to be celebrated soon.
She's medicated but has demonstrated that she's a dedicate troop.
Here he comes! A healthy human being, she's excelled at truly breeding a.....
A room filled with ten mouths falls as silent as death
but the irony's left as they scoop up her son
his face met a violent impact, his left side is a mess...
he's crying and stressed but hear's silence in fact.
They later find that he's deaf in one side
his mother smothers him as tears slowly crept from her eyes.
A trickle, a stream, a splash, a squirt...
She screamed and pleas and asks the church but concedes
that she must be damned and cursed because she'd failed her seed so soon afterbirth.
Chapter Two: The Teenage Comprehension Compilation
He turned his head to the left, leaving his right ear exposed.
Thats the side that all questions on life can oppose his psyche and soul.
He'd been asked to relax and recite all he's known from his life as he's grown.
He breathed in, and then proceeded.
He spoke about being punched in the head, stomach and nose
being dragged into a bathroom, head getting flushed in a bowl.
Being alone with a girl for the first time
and as he stared in her eyes he prematurely ejaculated like american pie.
He spoke about having his dollars stole and the time he broke his collarbone.
About how he needed to relieve his bowels at school
and the kids burst in and took pictures while he sat in the stool.
He told how he had no goals, no friends, and no hope for them.
the look on his virgin face was a nervous state
as he understood his certain fate and merely yearned to learn his fate.
Chapter Three: Failing At Failing Fuck life.
For real he's looking for... the pills. The pills. The pills he took them all.
He felt drunken. His face twitched in a crazy state. Fuck just pills.
He sliced his wrists with a razor blade.
His mother found him.... and she clowned him. "You foolish boy!" she'd spit at him.
That blade is blunt, and those pills were vitamins.
Suicide's considered a failure, and he'd failed to fail at life.
He screamed for the end to come, his words directed to the sky...
Epilogue: The laugher was thunderous.
At the same time mankind heard thunder burst.
The laughter screeched a high pitched cackle.
At the same time mankind saw lightning crackle
Jesus turned to his father, watching the tears fall down his cheeks
God had fallen to the floor, he'd lost the feeling in his knees.
Father and son roared at the hilarity, while earth saw showers creep through the clouds.
Jesus studied the show before him, the human animation.
The entertainment his father created while they were bored and grew impatient.
"The vitamins were priceless!" Jesus roared at his fathers side.
God composed himself from laughter, and suddenly replied
"You take the next twenty years of animation of his life."
(^Feel free to use any font, italics, bolds etc etc
just make sure the font size is Letsbeef standard)

[RULE]

When voting, make sure you give an explanation of what you liked and disliked about each persons verse. Remember this is not a battle rap, so keep in mind things such as: The flow, Vocab, Storytelling, Emotion, Imagery, Poetic Techniques, Creativity and Use of the image.

Some topical battles have been based off of a catagory system. We dont do that here, instead of adding up which mini catagories a writer was better in, we rate the pieces as a whole, while keeping in mind all of these elements.

[RULE]

When voting, make sure you give an explanation of what you liked and disliked about each persons verse. Remember this is not a battle rap, so keep in mind things such as: The flow, Vocab, Storytelling, Emotion, Imagery, Poetic Techniques, Creativity and Use of the image.

Some topical battles have been based off of a catagory system. We dont do that here, instead of adding up which mini catagories a writer was better in, we rate the pieces as a whole, while keeping in mind all of these elements.