By now, every LB regular ought to know that Rohaan has been permanently banned from here, due to his pervasive patterns of trolling, harassment, ban evasion, and soon reverting to his typical behavior whenever he is offered another chance. Unfortunately, some people apparently believe that Rohaan was unjustifiably banned, or that the "activity" generated by his misbehavior is somehow beneficial to the site. Hopefully, the following compilation of compelling evidence will inform Rohaan's few remaining defenders of his true nature.
Spoiler for Exhibit #1: Rohaan Schools Himself:
Rohaan used this line on June 7:Ill "school you to that degree" w/o SLIDING CASH FA' COLLEGE FEES [Source]
He liked that setup so much that he couldn't help but reuse it a week later:You'll "get these bucks" once I "School u to that degree" like u "GOING TO A COLLEGE"! [Source]
But wait, there's more! DaDDiO used a similar setup against RhetoriK:if ya'll 'push me to that degree' like COLLEGE PROFESSORS? [Source]
Rohaan has stated that he admires DaDDiO [source]. And considering that DaDDiO's battle above is a famous one from his only tournament, it's almost certain that Rohaan had read it.
Spoiler for Exhibit #2: Inspector Shodan is Lurking:
Rican used this in a scheme tournament battle which had the scheme "VATICAN CHURCHES":put that 'chopper in ya head' but it aint tha hat inspector GADGET HAD WORKED WITH [Source]
Rohaan used this line against me in a scheme tournament battle which had the practically identical scheme "SCRATCHING THE SURFACE":Give em that work like DAN IS MY SERVANT then have a couple "choppers at his top" like "Inspector GADGET IS LURKING" [Source]
Spoiler for Exhibit #3: Fuck me harder, Daddy!:
Rohaan needs professional help. Sadly, his idea of "help" is helping himself to other people's concepts. He used this line in Scheme Tournament #6:He wont have a 'clean sweep' cuz the GUY IS WHACK WITH ALL HIS SCHEMES wit more 'bull-shit in his pad' than the houses Indian 'TRIBALS HAVE IN POVERTY! [Source]
Sadly, Rohaan isn't smart enough to realize that, if he bites from well-known battles, he will likely get caught. This is why he used the above line, despite the fact that he stole it from another tournament battle of DaDDiO's:Iont care if he's from a jungle some WHERE IN THE DISTANCE.. He made his House-from Cow-dung n' RARELY GETS VISITS so when I say he puts 'Bull shit Inside his Pad?' they can't tell if he's pre-PARING A SENTENCE or re-PAIRING HIS VILLAGE [Source]
Considered separately, each of the above three exhibits would be suspicious. Considered together, and along with Rohaan's moral character, they prove that he is a biter and recycler. Of course, biting and recycling can happen unintentionally, and biting accusations can be wrong. But here, the whole is greater than the sum of its parts, and the above evidence cannot be dismissed as the product of some combination of coincidence and accident. Furthermore, Rohaan has probably bitten on many other occasions that I don't know about. Can there be a second opinion about this?
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I'm retired from LetsBeef.
Spoiler for Ya Boi's Signature:
Spoiler for My punches hit you like:
Spoiler for GIF, courtesy of NOBLE:
Spoiler for A wise man once said:
"Wtf are yaw readin nigga this nigga dont even make ssince and have the niggas who comment be garbage but tryna give at vice i been in real battles for money and won i haven't seen not one hot verse on here accept maybe a couple yaw some fuckin haters o. Me i punch this nigga like a speed bag smoked boots"
"fuck off lil faggit.. before i tare your dick off , and shove it up your dads ass while your slut of a mom makes a home video documenting the whole situation as your sister masturbates to mozart.capeesh?" The first person to notice the existence of this line of text and PM me about it is entitled to 50 of the credits on my account. Let's see how long this stays undiscovered. - Added May 1, 2019 - EDIT: Good job Culture for finding this on May 11, 2019! Faster than expect. Prize now rescinded. Will remove this sometime...
- ILLoKWENT, in response to a rhetorical question.
Spoiler for More love from illokwent:
"Because he lacks any form of maturity to do grown folk stuff... And u can quote me on that.."
By now, every LB regular ought to know that Rohaan has been permanently banned from here, due to his pervasive patterns of trolling, harassment, ban evasion, and soon reverting to his typical behavior whenever he is offered another chance. Unfortunately, some people apparently believe that Rohaan was unjustifiably banned, or that the "activity" generated by his misbehavior is somehow beneficial to the site. Hopefully, the following compilation of compelling evidence will inform Rohaan's few remaining defenders of his true nature.
Spoiler for Exhibit #1: Rohaan Schools Himself:
Rohaan used this line on June 7:Ill "school you to that degree" w/o SLIDING CASH FA' COLLEGE FEES [Source]
He liked that setup so much that he couldn't help but reuse it a week later:You'll "get these bucks" once I "School u to that degree" like u "GOING TO A COLLEGE"! [Source]
But wait, there's more! DaDDiO used a similar setup against RhetoriK:if ya'll 'push me to that degree' like COLLEGE PROFESSORS? [Source]
Rohaan has stated that he admires DaDDiO [source]. And considering that DaDDiO's battle above is a famous one from his only tournament, it's almost certain that Rohaan had read it.
Spoiler for Exhibit #2: Inspector Shodan is Lurking:
Rican used this in a scheme tournament battle which had the scheme "VATICAN CHURCHES":put that 'chopper in ya head' but it aint tha hat inspector GADGET HAD WORKED WITH [Source]
Rohaan used this line against me in a scheme tournament battle which had the practically identical scheme "SCRATCHING THE SURFACE":Give em that work like DAN IS MY SERVANT then have a couple "choppers at his top" like "Inspector GADGET IS LURKING" [Source]
Spoiler for Exhibit #3: Fuck me harder, Daddy!:
Rohaan needs professional help. Sadly, his idea of "help" is helping himself to other people's concepts. He used this line in Scheme Tournament #6:He wont have a 'clean sweep' cuz the GUY IS WHACK WITH ALL HIS SCHEMES wit more 'bull-shit in his pad' than the houses Indian 'TRIBALS HAVE IN POVERTY! [Source]
Sadly, Rohaan isn't smart enough to realize that, if he bites from well-known battles, he will likely get caught. This is why he used the above line, despite the fact that he stole it from another tournament battle of DaDDiO's:Iont care if he's from a jungle some WHERE IN THE DISTANCE.. He made his House-from Cow-dung n' RARELY GETS VISITS so when I say he puts 'Bull shit Inside his Pad?' they can't tell if he's pre-PARING A SENTENCE or re-PAIRING HIS VILLAGE [Source]
Considered separately, each of the above three exhibits would be suspicious. Considered together, and along with Rohaan's moral character, they prove that he is a biter and recycler. Of course, biting and recycling can happen unintentionally, and biting accusations can be wrong. But here, the whole is greater than the sum of its parts, and the above evidence cannot be dismissed as the product of some combination of coincidence and accident. Furthermore, Rohaan has probably bitten on many other occasions that I don't know about. Can there be a second opinion about this?
__________________
I'm retired from LetsBeef.
Spoiler for Ya Boi's Signature:
Spoiler for My punches hit you like:
Spoiler for GIF, courtesy of NOBLE:
Spoiler for A wise man once said:
"Wtf are yaw readin nigga this nigga dont even make ssince and have the niggas who comment be garbage but tryna give at vice i been in real battles for money and won i haven't seen not one hot verse on here accept maybe a couple yaw some fuckin haters o. Me i punch this nigga like a speed bag smoked boots"
"fuck off lil faggit.. before i tare your dick off , and shove it up your dads ass while your slut of a mom makes a home video documenting the whole situation as your sister masturbates to mozart.capeesh?" The first person to notice the existence of this line of text and PM me about it is entitled to 50 of the credits on my account. Let's see how long this stays undiscovered. - Added May 1, 2019 - EDIT: Good job Culture for finding this on May 11, 2019! Faster than expect. Prize now rescinded. Will remove this sometime...
- ILLoKWENT, in response to a rhetorical question.
Spoiler for More love from illokwent:
"Because he lacks any form of maturity to do grown folk stuff... And u can quote me on that.."
I've always thought that Rohaan just recycles and reworks other people's concepts as well. He takes people's bars and reworks them just enough so that it isn't a bite he can get banned for.
I've always thought that Rohaan just recycles and reworks other people's concepts as well. He takes people's bars and reworks them just enough so that it isn't a bite he can get banned for.