Shodan's Challenge Circuit - Week 2

[Shodan]

Shodan's Challenge Circuit
Week 2

Sometimes we forget about what a great site we have. I think it deserves something of a lyrical celebration. This week, your bar must tie into the concept of LETSBEEF.COM.

Your bar must be submitted by Monday, March 5, 11:59PM CST (GMT -6:00).

Make sure to read the league rules below.
If you have a question about this league, the answer you seek is probably in there.

Good luck to all, and may the best writer win!


~~~ Rules ~~~

- Note that all of these rules are "unless I state otherwise." Most likely, some battle prompts will contradict these rules, in which case the battle prompt overrides.

- New rule for Week 2: If you sign up and submit a bar in a given SCC week, you are automatically entered into the next. If you no-show a week, you are excluded from the next.

- As the sole owner and proprietor of this league, I reserve the right to accept and reject signups, disqualify participants, nullify votes, and do anything else related to administering this league, as I see fit. This clause is for management purposes only, and I don't expect that I will need to use it. Don't prove me wrong.

- Voting will performed in a new thread each week. All bars, along with the member who wrote them, will be displayed there. When voting, post your expo and choice of winner in the current thread. You are only allowed to choose one winner.

- I will not be participating in this league. However, I do plan to vote on the battles in it.

- Voting for yourself is not allowed. Voting for a crewmate is fine, but keep in mind that I reserve the right to delete your vote if I think it's unfair.

- All votes are equally weighted, including mine.

- All votes must be well-expo'd. Comprehensive breakdowns are not necessary, but "gb fv vb no h8" is unacceptable. If I believe your vote is improperly expo'd, I will contact you about it and ask you to fix it, and you will be allowed to edit your vote until the deadline to vote on that battle closes.

- Your bar can be directed at anybody or nobody. Personals are okay, directing the diss at yourself is okay, and directing the diss at fellow SCC members or the league owner is not only okay but encouraged.

- The length requirement for your submission is fairly loose. 2 lines in the battle box is a good standard, but you can definitely have some reasonable leeway either way.

- In each round, I MUST receive your submission between the beginning of the round and the submission deadline. Hopefully, each round will begin on Thursday and the submission deadline will be midnight, CST (GMT -6:00) the following Monday, but this is subject to change. The exact method of submission is unimportant: your bar can be posted on the thread, sent to me via PM, or left as a comment on my profile. Failure to submit your verse by the deadline results in disqualification, no matter who you are or what your excuse is.

- It ought to go without saying, but biting, recycling, and swaying will result in automatic disqualification.

~~~ Participants ~~~

@Brayne Ded - SUBMISSION ACCEPTED
@Coffin Dodger - SUBMISSION ACCEPTED
@DaBeastDT
@Jimmy Hoffa [1 Win] - SUBMISSION ACCEPTED
@Lord Moor
@MC KG - SUBMISSION ACCEPTED
@Mind Fuck
@RAPpintor - SUBMISSION ACCEPTED
@Wonderbred

Spoiler for League Winners & Excluded Participants:

SCC Week 1 - Jimmy Hoffa

@Saiyan is excluded from participating until Week 3 for no-showing in Week 1.

---------- Post added at 02:21 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:18 PM ----------

If you already requested to sign up for Week 2 and I forgot to list you, inform me within 24 hours and I'll sign you up. Otherwise, it's too late to sign up for this week, but I will gladly add you to the next week upon request.

Also, if you have been automatically signed up because you participated last week but do not intend to participate, please inform me.

[Shodan]

Shodan's Challenge Circuit
Week 2

Sometimes we forget about what a great site we have. I think it deserves something of a lyrical celebration. This week, your bar must tie into the concept of LETSBEEF.COM.

Your bar must be submitted by Monday, March 5, 11:59PM CST (GMT -6:00).

Make sure to read the league rules below.
If you have a question about this league, the answer you seek is probably in there.

Good luck to all, and may the best writer win!


~~~ Rules ~~~

- Note that all of these rules are "unless I state otherwise." Most likely, some battle prompts will contradict these rules, in which case the battle prompt overrides.

- New rule for Week 2: If you sign up and submit a bar in a given SCC week, you are automatically entered into the next. If you no-show a week, you are excluded from the next.

- As the sole owner and proprietor of this league, I reserve the right to accept and reject signups, disqualify participants, nullify votes, and do anything else related to administering this league, as I see fit. This clause is for management purposes only, and I don't expect that I will need to use it. Don't prove me wrong.

- Voting will performed in a new thread each week. All bars, along with the member who wrote them, will be displayed there. When voting, post your expo and choice of winner in the current thread. You are only allowed to choose one winner.

- I will not be participating in this league. However, I do plan to vote on the battles in it.

- Voting for yourself is not allowed. Voting for a crewmate is fine, but keep in mind that I reserve the right to delete your vote if I think it's unfair.

- All votes are equally weighted, including mine.

- All votes must be well-expo'd. Comprehensive breakdowns are not necessary, but "gb fv vb no h8" is unacceptable. If I believe your vote is improperly expo'd, I will contact you about it and ask you to fix it, and you will be allowed to edit your vote until the deadline to vote on that battle closes.

- Your bar can be directed at anybody or nobody. Personals are okay, directing the diss at yourself is okay, and directing the diss at fellow SCC members or the league owner is not only okay but encouraged.

- The length requirement for your submission is fairly loose. 2 lines in the battle box is a good standard, but you can definitely have some reasonable leeway either way.

- In each round, I MUST receive your submission between the beginning of the round and the submission deadline. Hopefully, each round will begin on Thursday and the submission deadline will be midnight, CST (GMT -6:00) the following Monday, but this is subject to change. The exact method of submission is unimportant: your bar can be posted on the thread, sent to me via PM, or left as a comment on my profile. Failure to submit your verse by the deadline results in disqualification, no matter who you are or what your excuse is.

- It ought to go without saying, but biting, recycling, and swaying will result in automatic disqualification.

~~~ Participants ~~~

@Brayne Ded - SUBMISSION ACCEPTED
@Coffin Dodger - SUBMISSION ACCEPTED
@DaBeastDT
@Jimmy Hoffa [1 Win] - SUBMISSION ACCEPTED
@Lord Moor
@MC KG - SUBMISSION ACCEPTED
@Mind Fuck
@RAPpintor - SUBMISSION ACCEPTED
@Wonderbred

Spoiler for League Winners & Excluded Participants:

SCC Week 1 - Jimmy Hoffa

@Saiyan is excluded from participating until Week 3 for no-showing in Week 1.

---------- Post added at 02:21 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:18 PM ----------

If you already requested to sign up for Week 2 and I forgot to list you, inform me within 24 hours and I'll sign you up. Otherwise, it's too late to sign up for this week, but I will gladly add you to the next week upon request.

Also, if you have been automatically signed up because you participated last week but do not intend to participate, please inform me.

BATS.

BATS.

Any no-shows or bail outs, I'm in @Shodan.

Any no-shows or bail outs, I'm in @Shodan.

[Shodan]

Originally Posted by Rai

Any no-shows or bail outs, I'm in @Shodan.

If anyone signs out before Saturday, I'll have you replace them.

[Shodan]

Originally Posted by Rai

Any no-shows or bail outs, I'm in @Shodan.

If anyone signs out before Saturday, I'll have you replace them.

[KG The Prince]

what ... a ... concept

[KG The Prince]

what ... a ... concept

Ready to submit my bar already. Should be a good week.

Ready to submit my bar already. Should be a good week.

[Shodan]

Originally Posted by Brayne Ded

Ready to submit my bar already. Should be a good week.

Then go ahead and submit it.

[Shodan]

Originally Posted by Brayne Ded

Ready to submit my bar already. Should be a good week.

Then go ahead and submit it.

[Kali kid]

Thursday thru Wednesday BEEF!all night longgg....WENDY'S!wheres the BEEF!Grandy said Lets. B.E.E.F. dot com REST IN PEACE GRANDMA! come hunt the site EVERYDAY IS HALLOWEEN & AM MICHAEL MYERS COME GET ME! Mother fuckers!




Fyi default Fuck @Jimmy Hoffa & his wife @Shodan if he banneds me ITS cause there can ONLY be one goat!? And this sites the PERFECT spot to brawl lets BEEF! DM me in the Exclusive Member all give you a week you pick txt OR audio!? lets beef! "take the win!" Lol:grass:

[Kali kid]

Thursday thru Wednesday BEEF!all night longgg....WENDY'S!wheres the BEEF!Grandy said Lets. B.E.E.F. dot com REST IN PEACE GRANDMA! come hunt the site EVERYDAY IS HALLOWEEN & AM MICHAEL MYERS COME GET ME! Mother fuckers!




Fyi default Fuck @Jimmy Hoffa & his wife @Shodan if he banneds me ITS cause there can ONLY be one goat!? And this sites the PERFECT spot to brawl lets BEEF! DM me in the Exclusive Member all give you a week you pick txt OR audio!? lets beef! "take the win!" Lol:grass:

[Seul]

Originally Posted by RAPpintor

Thursday thru Wednesday BEEF!all night longgg....WENDY'S!wheres the BEEF!Grandy said B.E.E.F. dot com REST IN PEACE GRANDMA! come hunt the site EVERYDAY IS HALLOWEEN & AM MICHAEL MYERS COME GET ME! Mother fuckers!




Fyi default Fuck @Jimmy Hoffa & his wife @Shodan if he banneds me ITS cause there can ONLY be one goat!? And this sites the PERFECT spot to brawl lets BEEF! DM me in the Exclusive Member all give you a week you pick txt OR audio!? lets beef! "take the win!" Lol:grass:

Spirit Bomb muthafuckaz......

[Seul]

Originally Posted by RAPpintor

Thursday thru Wednesday BEEF!all night longgg....WENDY'S!wheres the BEEF!Grandy said B.E.E.F. dot com REST IN PEACE GRANDMA! come hunt the site EVERYDAY IS HALLOWEEN & AM MICHAEL MYERS COME GET ME! Mother fuckers!




Fyi default Fuck @Jimmy Hoffa & his wife @Shodan if he banneds me ITS cause there can ONLY be one goat!? And this sites the PERFECT spot to brawl lets BEEF! DM me in the Exclusive Member all give you a week you pick txt OR audio!? lets beef! "take the win!" Lol:grass:

Spirit Bomb muthafuckaz......

Originally Posted by RAPpintor

Thursday thru Wednesday BEEF!all night longgg....WENDY'S!wheres the BEEF!Grandy said B.E.E.F. dot com REST IN PEACE GRANDMA! come hunt the site EVERYDAY IS HALLOWEEN & AM MICHAEL MYERS COME GET ME! Mother fuckers!




Fyi default Fuck @Jimmy Hoffa & his wife @Shodan if he banneds me ITS cause there can ONLY be one goat!? And this sites the PERFECT spot to brawl lets BEEF! DM me in the Exclusive Member all give you a week you pick txt OR audio!? lets beef! "take the win!" Lol:grass:

I don't want beef with the GOAT.

Originally Posted by RAPpintor

Thursday thru Wednesday BEEF!all night longgg....WENDY'S!wheres the BEEF!Grandy said B.E.E.F. dot com REST IN PEACE GRANDMA! come hunt the site EVERYDAY IS HALLOWEEN & AM MICHAEL MYERS COME GET ME! Mother fuckers!




Fyi default Fuck @Jimmy Hoffa & his wife @Shodan if he banneds me ITS cause there can ONLY be one goat!? And this sites the PERFECT spot to brawl lets BEEF! DM me in the Exclusive Member all give you a week you pick txt OR audio!? lets beef! "take the win!" Lol:grass:

I don't want beef with the GOAT.