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Unread 09-01-2018, 02:17 AM
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BRAYNE FARTCES


RULES AND SIGNUPS


BRAYNE FARTCES will be a member ran forum tournament, held by yours truly. Forget everything you've learned on your time at LetsBeef and go back to the basics. Compete with other battlers to see who can make the most of what little bit of skill you're allowed to retain. The goal here is to be the most entertaining; not to showcase skill and ability. Embrace your inner noob, relax and have some fun on LB.

RULES:


1. All verses will be 8 bars, 4 lines. All battles will be held in the Basic League. You will be very limited on what you'll be able to use in your verse:

A. RHYMING will be limited to 2 or less syllables! (Rhymes will still be capitalized, however.)
B. PUNCHLINES will be limited to one liners! There is really no uniform way to limit this but as a rule of thumb... if it needs an expo, it's too complex for this tournament.
C. WORDPLAY is encouraged, no matter how awful it is.
D. LINE BREAKS must be used at the end of each line to separate them. No other puncuation may be used (no slashes, hypens, ellipsis, etc.)
E. NAME FLIPS AND PERSONALS will be kept to the immediate battle. No historic-ass personals from some shit from 6 years ago or name flips from previous/alternate names. Personals CAN be used but must be very recent (within a few months) or something widely known.

2. Depending on the number of participants, this will be a two or three round tournament. No showing a battle will disqualify you. Breaking any of rules 1A-1E has the potential to disqualify you. I will write the cards upon completion of sign ups and pair battlers myself. Battlers will be provided specific deadlines for submitting their verses.

3. Aside from the battles taking place in the Basic League, there will also be a poll thread started by myself to vote for the Verse of the Round. Winner of the Verse of the Round will gain certain privelages in the event no-shows cause uneven brackets for further rounds.


EXAMPLE BAR:


I'm throwin' backhanded punches 'til this dude got a RED FACE!
Hit him with the gun bars- but he don't have the HEAD SPACE!


(Notice the rhymes are two syllables, the punches are one liners and that there are line breaks to separate the lines. This is critical you structure your verse as such. Think about how the new guys write; this is what we're going for.)

REWARDS


1st place: Forum Tournament Winner Award, a pendant of your choice and 50 credits.

2nd Place: A pendant of your choice and 25 credits

3rd Place: 25 Credits

Rewards courtesy of Student.


SIGNUPS


1. Ginge
2. KG
3. Pixels
4. Edgeworth
5. DopeFloDt
6. Shodan
7. Kspeed
8. 2 Gucci
9. Student
10. nine7eight
11. o D 3 A T H o
12. Callaway
13. Alzie
14. Logical
15. Bleu
16. SickerVerse

Sign ups are closed.


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BRAYNE FARTCES


RULES AND SIGNUPS


BRAYNE FARTCES will be a member ran forum tournament, held by yours truly. Forget everything you've learned on your time at LetsBeef and go back to the basics. Compete with other battlers to see who can make the most of what little bit of skill you're allowed to retain. The goal here is to be the most entertaining; not to showcase skill and ability. Embrace your inner noob, relax and have some fun on LB.

RULES:


1. All verses will be 8 bars, 4 lines. All battles will be held in the Basic League. You will be very limited on what you'll be able to use in your verse:

A. RHYMING will be limited to 2 or less syllables! (Rhymes will still be capitalized, however.)
B. PUNCHLINES will be limited to one liners! There is really no uniform way to limit this but as a rule of thumb... if it needs an expo, it's too complex for this tournament.
C. WORDPLAY is encouraged, no matter how awful it is.
D. LINE BREAKS must be used at the end of each line to separate them. No other puncuation may be used (no slashes, hypens, ellipsis, etc.)
E. NAME FLIPS AND PERSONALS will be kept to the immediate battle. No historic-ass personals from some shit from 6 years ago or name flips from previous/alternate names. Personals CAN be used but must be very recent (within a few months) or something widely known.

2. Depending on the number of participants, this will be a two or three round tournament. No showing a battle will disqualify you. Breaking any of rules 1A-1E has the potential to disqualify you. I will write the cards upon completion of sign ups and pair battlers myself. Battlers will be provided specific deadlines for submitting their verses.

3. Aside from the battles taking place in the Basic League, there will also be a poll thread started by myself to vote for the Verse of the Round. Winner of the Verse of the Round will gain certain privelages in the event no-shows cause uneven brackets for further rounds.


EXAMPLE BAR:


I'm throwin' backhanded punches 'til this dude got a RED FACE!
Hit him with the gun bars- but he don't have the HEAD SPACE!


(Notice the rhymes are two syllables, the punches are one liners and that there are line breaks to separate the lines. This is critical you structure your verse as such. Think about how the new guys write; this is what we're going for.)

REWARDS


1st place: Forum Tournament Winner Award, a pendant of your choice and 50 credits.

2nd Place: A pendant of your choice and 25 credits

3rd Place: 25 Credits

Rewards courtesy of Student.


SIGNUPS


1. Ginge
2. KG
3. Pixels
4. Edgeworth
5. DopeFloDt
6. Shodan
7. Kspeed
8. 2 Gucci
9. Student
10. nine7eight
11. o D 3 A T H o
12. Callaway
13. Alzie
14. Logical
15. Bleu
16. SickerVerse

Sign ups are closed.


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Unread 09-01-2018, 07:04 AM
Ginge
Join Date: Jul 2018
Posts: 218
Mentioned: 105 Post(s)
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56 Won / 37 Lost
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Ginge
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Unread 09-01-2018, 07:17 AM
Pixels
Join Date: Jan 2012
Posts: 32
Mentioned: 55 Post(s)
Tagged: 10 Thread(s)
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339 Won / 189 Lost
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4 Won / 0 Lost
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Looks pretty good..

---------- Post added at 05:16 AM ---------- Previous post was at 05:08 AM ----------

2 Less Syllables? Haha! What a tourney this will be..

---------- Post added at 05:17 AM ---------- Previous post was at 05:16 AM ----------

What a great Idea Brain dead man..
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Pixels
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Looks pretty good..

---------- Post added at 05:16 AM ---------- Previous post was at 05:08 AM ----------

2 Less Syllables? Haha! What a tourney this will be..

---------- Post added at 05:17 AM ---------- Previous post was at 05:16 AM ----------

What a great Idea Brain dead man..
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Unread 09-01-2018, 07:35 AM
KG The Prince
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Posts: 2,058
Mentioned: 380 Post(s)
Tagged: 43 Thread(s)
Estimated Skill in Text: 0/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 0/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 0/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 0/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 0/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 0/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.46/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.46/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.46/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.46/10 stars
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218 Won / 94 Lost
Exclusive Text Record
4 Won / 3 Lost
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@Brayne Ded im in
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Unread 09-01-2018, 09:20 AM
Ginge
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56 Won / 37 Lost
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Looks pretty good..

---------- Post added at 05:16 AM ---------- Previous post was at 05:08 AM ----------

2 Less Syllables? Haha! What a tourney this will be..

---------- Post added at 05:17 AM ---------- Previous post was at 05:16 AM ----------

What a great Idea Brain dead man..
pix cant handle more den 2 syllables anyway, fukkin schemes r strechd n stil dont rime
get dis fuckin duckin bitch da fuck outta here
pussio
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Ginge
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56 Won / 37 Lost
 
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Mentioned: 105 Post(s)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pixels View Post
Looks pretty good..

---------- Post added at 05:16 AM ---------- Previous post was at 05:08 AM ----------

2 Less Syllables? Haha! What a tourney this will be..

---------- Post added at 05:17 AM ---------- Previous post was at 05:16 AM ----------

What a great Idea Brain dead man..
pix cant handle more den 2 syllables anyway, fukkin schemes r strechd n stil dont rime
get dis fuckin duckin bitch da fuck outta here
pussio
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Unread 09-01-2018, 09:31 AM
Edgeworth
Scheme Champion
Concept Champion
Rookie Champion
One Bar Champion
Tag Team Champion
Join Date: May 2018
Posts: 1,200
Mentioned: 580 Post(s)
Tagged: 36 Thread(s)
Estimated Skill in Audio: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.25/10 stars
Ranked Audio Record
4 Won / 0 Lost
Estimated Skill in Text: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.05/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.05/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.05/10 stars
Ranked Text Record
72 Won / 16 Lost
Exclusive Text Record
3 Won / 1 Lost
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I’m in let’s GOOOOOOOO
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Edgeworth
Scheme Champion
Concept Champion
Rookie Champion
One Bar Champion
Tag Team Champion
Estimated Skill in Audio: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.25/10 stars
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4 Won / 0 Lost
Estimated Skill in Text: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.25/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.05/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.05/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.05/10 stars
Ranked Text Record
72 Won / 16 Lost
Exclusive Text Record
3 Won / 1 Lost
 
Join Date: May 2018
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I’m in let’s GOOOOOOOO
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Unread 09-01-2018, 12:33 PM
DESSA
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 1,701
Mentioned: 145 Post(s)
Tagged: 15 Thread(s)
Estimated Skill in Audio: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.74/10 stars
Ranked Audio Record
70 Won / 47 Lost
Exclusive Audio Record
1 Won / 0 Lost

Estimated Skill in Text: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.42/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.42/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.42/10 stars
Ranked Text Record
757 Won / 528 Lost
Exclusive Text Record
3 Won / 2 Lost
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I'm in it bro
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For all that shiit he "states man/statesmen" I give his COLON POWS( Colin Powell )/ get em 'bent' over this "ground work" like FOLDING TOWELS/ (TILE'S) / only time he "gripping shid" is HOLDING BOWELS / so it's no 'wait'.... I'll give em "tips over beef " w/o ROLLING COWS... slow it down... "No weight" I'll give em "tips over beef" w/o enROLLING CALS/(calories)

"{U CANT STOP GREATNESS!!}" Dt- ColdSeason3 Dt-Fresh Thoughtz{Mixtape}
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DESSA
Estimated Skill in Audio: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 7.74/10 stars
Ranked Audio Record
70 Won / 47 Lost
Exclusive Audio Record
1 Won / 0 Lost

Estimated Skill in Text: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.74/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.42/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.42/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 7.42/10 stars
Ranked Text Record
757 Won / 528 Lost
Exclusive Text Record
3 Won / 2 Lost
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Voted: 321 audio / 3519 text
Posts: 1,701
Mentioned: 145 Post(s)
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I'm in it bro
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For all that shiit he "states man/statesmen" I give his COLON POWS( Colin Powell )/ get em 'bent' over this "ground work" like FOLDING TOWELS/ (TILE'S) / only time he "gripping shid" is HOLDING BOWELS / so it's no 'wait'.... I'll give em "tips over beef " w/o ROLLING COWS... slow it down... "No weight" I'll give em "tips over beef" w/o enROLLING CALS/(calories)

"{U CANT STOP GREATNESS!!}" Dt- ColdSeason3 Dt-Fresh Thoughtz{Mixtape}
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Unread 09-01-2018, 12:34 PM
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Unread 09-01-2018, 12:38 PM
Shodan
One Bar Champion
The Fire Lord
Join Date: Jan 2014
Posts: 2,969
Mentioned: 1226 Post(s)
Tagged: 61 Thread(s)
Estimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 stars
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2 Won / 4 Lost
Estimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.75/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.75/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.75/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.75/10 stars
Ranked Text Record
111 Won / 72 Lost
Exclusive Text Record
3 Won / 6 Lost
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Holy shit this is perfect. Sign me the FUCK up.
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I'm retired from LetsBeef.
Spoiler for Ya Boi's Signature:
Spoiler for My punches hit you like:
Spoiler for GIF, courtesy of NOBLE:
Spoiler for A wise man once said:
"Wtf are yaw readin nigga this nigga dont even make ssince and have the niggas who comment be garbage but tryna give at vice i been in real battles for money and won i haven't seen not one hot verse on here accept maybe a couple yaw some fuckin haters o. Me i punch this nigga like a speed bag smoked boots"

- space_dabree, discussing the outcome of his battle with Shodan.
Spoiler for More words of wisdom:
"Your iq is too low to vote on my shit. Grab ddthabeast, take some literacy courses, get hooked on phonics and come talk to me then."

- Teeteegee, discussing a fair vote left which Shodan left on a battle of his.
Spoiler for ILLoKWENT's declaration of love:
"fuck off lil faggit.. before i tare your dick off , and shove it up your dads ass while your slut of a mom makes a home video documenting the whole situation as your sister masturbates to mozart.capeesh?" The first person to notice the existence of this line of text and PM me about it is entitled to 50 of the credits on my account. Let's see how long this stays undiscovered. - Added May 1, 2019 - EDIT: Good job Culture for finding this on May 11, 2019! Faster than expect. Prize now rescinded. Will remove this sometime...
- ILLoKWENT, in response to a rhetorical question.
Spoiler for More love from illokwent:
"Because he lacks any form of maturity to do grown folk stuff... And u can quote me on that.."

- Read, and then sigged.


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Shodan
One Bar Champion
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Estimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 stars
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2 Won / 4 Lost
Estimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.75/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.75/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.75/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.75/10 stars
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111 Won / 72 Lost
Exclusive Text Record
3 Won / 6 Lost
 
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Holy shit this is perfect. Sign me the FUCK up.
__________________
I'm retired from LetsBeef.
Spoiler for Ya Boi's Signature:
Spoiler for My punches hit you like:
Spoiler for GIF, courtesy of NOBLE:
Spoiler for A wise man once said:
"Wtf are yaw readin nigga this nigga dont even make ssince and have the niggas who comment be garbage but tryna give at vice i been in real battles for money and won i haven't seen not one hot verse on here accept maybe a couple yaw some fuckin haters o. Me i punch this nigga like a speed bag smoked boots"

- space_dabree, discussing the outcome of his battle with Shodan.
Spoiler for More words of wisdom:
"Your iq is too low to vote on my shit. Grab ddthabeast, take some literacy courses, get hooked on phonics and come talk to me then."

- Teeteegee, discussing a fair vote left which Shodan left on a battle of his.
Spoiler for ILLoKWENT's declaration of love:
"fuck off lil faggit.. before i tare your dick off , and shove it up your dads ass while your slut of a mom makes a home video documenting the whole situation as your sister masturbates to mozart.capeesh?" The first person to notice the existence of this line of text and PM me about it is entitled to 50 of the credits on my account. Let's see how long this stays undiscovered. - Added May 1, 2019 - EDIT: Good job Culture for finding this on May 11, 2019! Faster than expect. Prize now rescinded. Will remove this sometime...
- ILLoKWENT, in response to a rhetorical question.
Spoiler for More love from illokwent:
"Because he lacks any form of maturity to do grown folk stuff... And u can quote me on that.."

- Read, and then sigged.


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Unread 09-01-2018, 12:41 PM
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Holy shit this is perfect. Sign me the FUCK up.
You are signed up, my good sir. I had a feeling you'd want to participate in this one.
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Originally Posted by Shodan View Post
Holy shit this is perfect. Sign me the FUCK up.
You are signed up, my good sir. I had a feeling you'd want to participate in this one.
 
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