LBT/OBK - SummerRhyme Report
Title Defense:
* Esso retains his title, triumphing over OFFIE with a decisive 67% to 33% victory.
Number One Contender Match:
* Phracture secures his spot as the top contender, dominating BAV with a commanding 86% to 14% win.
Matches Recap:
* R2BA was left without a fight as Kold Krhymez no-showed.
* Ice Bear defeated Qing K in a heated battle.
OBK Matches:
* Purps claimed victory via Phroxen's forfeit.
*Mask outshined STEELO with an 80% to 20% triumph.
* PimpinCake bested exwhyzee with a 71% to 29% score.
* BAV was no-showed by METAL GEAR in the one-bar round.
Highlighted Bars of the Event
Esso vs. OFFIE
* "I’ll aim for his throat to put this NERD IN A DITCH and ‘take his voice with a shell’ like the ‘URSULA WITCH’! Then I’ll back down his block to make CERTAIN HE’S CLIPPED, ‘put his lights out’, it’s ‘up for Off’ when I ‘reVERSE WITH THE SWITCH’!!"
Phracture vs. BAV
* "I Watched his 'Apple-turnover' without A RECIPE, CHEF, PLATE…. now you’re headed w/ THE REST OF THESE DEADWEIGHTS ‘Noodle leak’n’ everywhere it’s CELEBRITY SEXTAPES!"
Masked-Reaper vs. STEELO
* "U the reason every MEMBER LEAVES? POSSIBLY, U seen an ‘Interest cut’ like LB want a BETTER ECONOMY, every ‘rap trans-mission’ we see RHETS A QUEEN, HONESTLY you’d get more votes ‘fighting a message for GENDER EQUALITY’"
OFFIE vs. Esso
* "Someone tell THESE VIRGINS, 'STOP THE FUCK SHIT!' or ‘the whole staff gets cut’ quicker than EMERGENT DROPS IN BUDGET! One-sided argument.. I’ll ‘POP SHIT’ N SON’S SENT ‘upstairs, scolded w/bullet-points’ - 'This is NOT A DISCUSSION!!'"
BAV vs. Phracture
* "SPAR WITH THE HEAT, ‘Mario moves’, STAR WITH THE FEET/BARs ARE CONCRETE act tough an ‘bite the curb’..[boot lifts].. let's see if u ARE WHAT YOU EAT!"
July LBT “Bars and Rhymes”
Get ready for the next electrifying event: Bars and Rhymes - July! The headline match will see the reigning champion Esso facing off against R2BA. Will Esso defend his title once again, or will R2BA rise to the occasion and dethrone the champ? Stay tuned for more thrilling matchups and unforgettable bars!
LBT FLASHES FROM THE PAST
Purps vs (Esso)
Champ? pump the breaks... BEST START SLOW IN THIS LANE or i LET SPARKS BLOW FROM A RANGE and "keep the shells cookin" til ESS-CAR-GO UP IN FLAMES!
Phroxen vs (Masked Reaper)
u been getn "beat by more punches" than a SIMIAN CHEST w "every line in the world, left & right" like how the MERIDIAN SET! s'why u aint got ANY RESPECT: u cudn "make ya name hold Weight" if it was '…' or 'GIMMIE A SEC!'
ILLOKWENT vs (Phroxen)
cause everything thats 'read,missed his targets',witout HIT GIRL AND KICKASS/ and by the looks of 'this pussy's name',my guess its alway's WINTER FOR THIS CAT, so 'when it comes to stayin ahead of phroxen','its no problem' wit BLIZZARDS ON IMPACT!!
Erupt Da Monsta vs (Black Book)
i could give '2% & Milk you" for the win after 'SKIM"MING THROUGH YA' QUOTES!!/ Let's gooo.. He's 'stretchin his bars; time to eat'' teeth RIPPING SHOES n TOES- PICKING THROUGH THA' BONES' kid thinks he 'Buff-Ay'' ?? Tuff-break I'm takin PLENTY FOOD TA' GO!!
Phracture vs (Lockhart)
I'll Toss his ass "off a mountain" & let'em FALL IN TOMBS BELOW and aCCORDING TO THE THROW you'll mistake'em for something "King Arthur removed" the way he SOARED: INTO THE STONES!
Okay yall fire up for this month and good luck to everyone in the LBT, OBK, LBA & GC events